He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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