Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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