Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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