I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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