I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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