I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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