I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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