My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
