my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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