Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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