The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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