so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im holly from the hills drunk
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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