we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize
