If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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