chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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