i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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