do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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