it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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