he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
