why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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