would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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