im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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