Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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