She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dignity is for republicans.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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