seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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