So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It's official drugs can't kill me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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