Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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