ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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