Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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