You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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