i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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