You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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