She's JV to your varsity
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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