Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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