I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
