i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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