We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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