i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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