whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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