Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's shark week go big or go home
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
