This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
