its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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