it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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