is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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