So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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