I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
