just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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