brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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