I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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