do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
